FW: Boyfriend OR Husband.........!!!!

[Erry Tamson]

 

 

Salam,

 

Erry Tamson

Plant Supervisor Senakin Mine

From: Koushik Tarafdar
Sent: Monday, 16 May 2011 6:43 AM
Subject: Boyfriend OR Husband.........!!!!

 

 

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and ESPN 4.1. 

 

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 

 

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? 

 

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The IT Help Desk Responds 

 

DEAR Madam, 

 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly (Beta version). 

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

 

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. 

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam!

 

 

 

 

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