Heather, let me be the first to congratulate you on becoming a Noteworthy Person (c). Along with autographs and loss of anonymity in public spaces, you'll find a cadre of haters and online ghouls trying to drag you back down in the CD underbelly of WAFC. Ignore their shooter sleeves and knee braces and the glowing embers of the butt of a cigarette that's very clearly a metaphor for lost opportunity amid the steady march of time.
Also, that reminds me, you may have heard the MLU isn't going to survive this pandemic. SALMI69 gets you massive savings on whatever is left in the merch shop. OR if you're hard up, just throw a brick through Jeff Snader's window and he'll give you a prize.
Congrats on the book!