09/19/14 Grif.Net - Engineering Humor

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[An electrical engineer friend shared some of his experiences]

When I was a high school student, and had my fill with drawing graph after
graph in senior high math class, I informed my teacher, "I'll do algebra,
I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the
line!"

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When I punish my 16-year-old, I don't take away her phone. I take away her
charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun.

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I think you could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 99% of America
wouldn't notice . . . until they needed to wink at somebody.

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I'm sitting here at Starbucks. Everyone is looking at their phones, and only
one person has noticed mine is actually a calculator.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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