04/18/24 Grif.Net - Are Lame Jokes a Tax Write-Off? (part 4)
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Q: What sort of taxes do marijuana dispensaries file?
A: Joint returns.
Q: Why are taxes like golf?
A: Because you work hard on the green just to end up in the hole.
Q: Why did the two CPAs divorce?
A: They couldn't reconcile their differences.
Q: Why do I enjoy figuring taxes?
A: Because I get a good ab workout when crunching numbers.
Q: Why is pre-tax income nasty?
A: Because it's just gross.
Q: How does Santa list elves on his tax returns?
A: As "dependent Clauses."
Q: Why won't the IRS audit cows?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: Why won't skunks get audited?
A: Because they only have one scent.
Q: What's the difference between a carp and an IRS agent?
A: One is a slimy bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
