01/09/20 Grif.Net - Dad Jokes (part 2)

[Robert Griffin]

[Everyone needs good jokes.  Good luck finding any here]

 

**I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, “But dad, your name is Bob.”

I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson. Duh.”

 

**Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm it would be justwater.

 

**Spring is here! I got so excited I almost wet my plants!

 

**If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

 

**SERVER: "Sorry about your wait."

DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”

 

**(When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring) - "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”

 

**If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave?

 

**What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

 

**CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

 

**How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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