10/21/05 Sad News - Ole Died

[Dr Bob Griffin]

To those in North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin and for that matter the rest
of the country, including Canada, I must report the sad news that my old
friend Ole was shot. He was up by the Canadian border on his 4-wheeler
cutting some trees when some rangers looking for terrorists spotted him.

According to the news reports, the rangers shouted to him over
a loudspeaker, "Who are you and what are you doing?"

Ole shouted back, "OLE..... BIN LOGGIN'!"

~~~~~

So Ole died. His widow Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in
the obituaries.

The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena
what she would like to say about Ole. Lena replied, "Just put 'Ole died.'"

The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died'? 
Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If it's
money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say
something more."

So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. You put 'Ole
died. Boat for sale.'"

[more about my friends Ole and Lena at another time]

~~~~~
Dr Bob
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