09/12/24 Grif.Net - Status Updates
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Rhonda C.inquired, “What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters but never 5 letters?”
David A. boasted, “Saw an ad for a used car that said it ran good, but the radio volume was ‘stuck on high’. Such a great deal I just couldn’t turn it down.”
Esther G. rejoiced, “I’m still a kid at heart, but my knees and back remind me in the real world I’m a senior citizen.”
Steve B. asked, “Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?”
Jackie W. admitted, “I just realized the paper towels at the side of the gas pump are there so you can wipe your tears after you fill your tank.”
JC R. reminded me, “When a man says he’ll do anything for a woman, he’s talking about slaying dragons and stuff. Not about doing dishes and vacuuming.”
Khanh L. said, “One minute you’re young and full of fun. The next you’re turning down the radio in your car to see addresses on houses better.”
Dawn K. stated, “Earl is real mixed up.” (I don’t know Earl, but she is correct)
Ken H. whispered, “I’m in a very dark place right now. Not emotionally, just hiding in the closet from my grandson.”
Gail M. chided, “Remember to close all parentheses. We’re not paying to air condition the entire paragraph.”
Bob M. asked, “I saw an audiologist today, but I think I’ll get a second opinion. Why on earth would I need a heron egg?”
Denise C. shared, “I found there are two words that will really open doors for people. They are ‘Push’ and ‘Pull’.”
Jon L. observed, “A new study shows the leading cause of dry skin is towels.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
