07/11/24 Grif.Net - Be a Man (+ Homograph Quiz)
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A husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you! Go home and show her you are the boss!"
Of course, the husband took the doctor's advice. He rushed home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on, you're taking orders from me! I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs, and lay out my best clothes. Tonight, I'm going out with the boys, and you are going to stay at home where you belong!
And one last thing - guess who's going to comb my hair, give me a shave, and tie my necktie?"
His wife answered calmly, "The undertaker."
~~ANSWERS TO HOMOGRAPH QUIZ (for fun, say each out loud)~~
1. Big violin or small fish? = BASS
2. Weapon or bend over? = BOW
3. Video game player or give comfort? = CONSOLE
4. Gift or bring forth? = PRESENT
5. Information in a book or very satisfied? = CONTENT
6. Turn or breeze? = WIND
7. Fruits and vegetables or create something? = PRODUCE
8. Small or time? = MINUTE
9. Nearby or shut? = CLOSE
10. Characteristic or give credit to someone? = ATTRIBUTE
11. Out front or mineral? = LEAD
12. Rip or cry? = TEAR
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
