A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into the blood bank.
The rabbit said, “I believe that I am a type o.”
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the container. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
It was the pastor's wife who asked to talk to the woman.
But the daughter said ever so sweetly, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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Dr Bob Griffin
“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “