05/04/26 Grif.Net - Funny Answers (part 1)
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What do PHD students eat when they're hungry?
Academia nuts.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Excuse me sir, will my pizza be long?
No, it’ll be round.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze.
What do toilets do when they're embarrassed?
They get a bit flushed.
Who wins at baseball – pancakes or waffles?
Waffles. They have the best batter.
What did the dentist win at the competition?
Just a little plaque.
~~~
Dr. Bob Griffin
“Jesus knows me, this I Love”
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