11/01/16 Grif.Net - More Useless Puns
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Robert Griffin
Nov 1, 2016, 11:03:22 AM11/1/16
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[First of the month, so MUST immerse grif.net readers in the highest quality puns and word plays. Or not.]
The sheep rustler who broke out of jail is now on the lam.
A friend enjoys eating and hates exercise, but her little boy still thinks she’s the most beautiful mom in the world. Just yesterday he smiled and said, "Oh, Mommy! You look flabulous!”
I try to never mention the number 288 since it’s just two gross.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
(and mandatory political joke) If Hillary were two-faced, why would she be wearing this one?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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