09/19/12 Grif.Net Blog - My Cooking Testimonials

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[These are all "mine", as in I stole them from so many sources I can't
remember which from whom. So please give credit to, ah, er, um, well . . ]

"I cook using the four basic food groups - canned, boxed, bagged and
frozen."

"A balanced diet is having a cookie in each hand."

"When I read about the evils of drinking alcohol, I immediately gave up
reading."

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably
needs a little more time in the microwave."

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and making love, you don't
actually live longer; it just seems longer."

"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're
hungry again."

"Cookie pieces contain no calories - the process of breaking causes fat
leakage."

"If you like fast food, avoid eating escargot."

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."

"No one ever said, "Mmmmm. Poached carrots."

"My wife is on a tropical diet - coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost much
weight, but you should see her climb a tree."

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Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"