10/03/11 Grif.Net - Ten for Tenth Month
Dr. Bob
1. Mixed sports reference = Football season is in full swing and soon the World Series will kickoff.
2. If you like the bizarre, there is a new TV show named Dr. Odd
3. Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one, the other 2 got away with minor injuries.
4. Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.
5. Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows any good.
6. I have invented a miniature computerized falcon and sales are amazing; they’re flying off the shelves.
7. Fireworks factory boss with explosive temper fires worker for using inflammatory language. [blow-up caused by short fuse]
8. Opinions on potato chips are given by a carbo-rater.
9. Stage hands for an illusionist = Working behind the seems.
10. Experts who insist you must drink at least 48 glasses of water a day are just diluting themselves.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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