07/28/17 Grif.Net - New Pizza Place
Robert Griffin
[Brave New World of ordering Pizza yesterday]
- Hello! George's pizza?
- No sir, it's now called Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please.
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets online
- I bought more from another Pharmacy
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have another source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
- WHAT?? Enough of this! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, knowing all about me. I'm moving to an Island without internet, no cell phone towers, and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago
[Thanks for the forward from long-time friend Bob Johnson]
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"