03/09/17 Grif.Net - Recurring Questions
Robert Griffin
[These are asked every few years and I am still without an adequate answer. But they do bring a smile.
So many of these type of lists people post are old and stale. This one is just old.]
1. If you throw a cat out of a car window at 90 mph, at what point does it become kitty litter?
2. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
3. Why do they put braille on number pads of the drive-through bank machine?
4. How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
5. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye dog sleds?
8. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
9. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipe?
10. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Bonus: If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"