01/08/16 Grif.Net - Love Math?

[Robert Griffin]

Math puns are the first sine of madness.

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An abacus is one tool that you can always count on.

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I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.

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I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.

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I'm so bad at math, the equation 2n+2n seems 4n to me.

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Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'.

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Without geometry, life is pointless.

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He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

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Every time I see an opportunity to make a math joke the conversation goes off on a tangent.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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