08/17/20 Grif.Net - Going Postal (part 1)
Robert Griffin
[A couple weeks ago I posted some jokes about letter carriers in the postal service and response was so overwhelming (2 people said they liked it) that I’m devoting a week to more postal humor]
A lady bought a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk, "Shall I stick it on myself?"
The postal clerk replied, "It'll get there faster if you stick it on the envelope."
The post office says they're raising the price of first-class stamps five cents because they need to upgrade their equipment.
Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics Glocks to Uzis.
What do you call Bob the Mailman after he retired?
Bob.
I wrote a letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to improve mail service.
Evidently, it got lost.
I remember when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike for a pay raise.
They had to call it off -- nobody noticed.
I give 'em this though. The rural letter-carriers are more considerate than their urban counterparts.
In small town stations, all of the packages marked "Fragile" are thrown underhand.
One good thing about the Post Office -- it's over 200 years old and yet it's never been hindered by progress.
I just got my new driver's license in the mail the other day.
Unfortunately, it expired last month.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"