10/08/05 No Child Left Behind . . in Football

[Dr Bob Griffin]

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND - FOOTBALL VERSION

1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all will win the championship.
If a team does not win the championship, they will be on probation until
they are the champions and coaches will be held accountable.

2. All kids will be expected to have the same football skills at the same
time and in the same conditions. No exceptions will be made for interest in
football, a desire to perform athletically, or genetic abilities or
disabilities. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A PROFICIENT LEVEL.

3. Talented players will be asked to work out on their own, without
instruction. This is because the coaches will be using their instructional
time with the athletes who aren't interested in football, have limited
athletic ability, or whose parents don't like football.

4. Games will be played year round, but statistics will only be kept in 4th,
8th and 11th games.

5. This will create a New Age of sports where every school is expected to
field teams with the same level of talent and all reach the same minimal
goals.

Remember our motto: "IF NO CHILD GETS AHEAD, THEN NO CHILD WILL BE LEFT
BEHIND"

Dr. Bob Griffin
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