10/29/15 Grif.Net - Top Ten Signs Your School Cafeteria is in Trouble
Robert Griffin
[Half the semester is over. By now you KNOW if your school’s cafeteria is good, bad or ugly. Here is a check list to see if it is in trouble.]
1. You eat something that's actually pretty good, then realize it's the paper plate.
2. You cut your hand on the Jell-O.
3. The meat loaf comes with hacksaw blades.
4. No one minded the school power outage because they didn't have to see what they were eating.
5. Even the teachers have food fights.
6. The coffee was ground this morning--literally.
7. Your hamburger just might have a tail.
8. The sponge cake is made of actual sponge.
9. Before you eat, you are required to sign a paper promising not to sue.
10. The biology lab aquarium looks pretty appetizing compared to yesterday’s lunch.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"