04/27/16 Grif.Net - Passover Week, part 4

[Robert Griffin]

Questions from my family as we celebrated Passover over the years . . .

Jeremiah: “Dad, why do we read from our Haggadah at Passover?”
Me: “So we can Seder right words.”

Josh: “If we took ten Jewish buddies of mine to dinner and they ordered steak, what would we do?”
Me: “We’d have filet minyan.”

Lyssa: “What do we call someone who derives pleasure from eating the dry flat ‘bread of affliction’?”
Me: “Obviously, a matzochist.”

Teresa: “If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a Rabbi carry?”
Me: “A bris-kit.”

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Dr Bob Griffin

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