07/17/17 Grif.Net - Summer Time

[Robert Griffin]

[Preparing to see grandkids, so HAVE to have some jokes for them!]

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!

Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
A: Summer!

Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter!

Q: What French designer developed thong beach sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Q: Why did the cheerleader put salt on her watermelon in July?
A: She wanted to practice her summer salts.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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