10/02/23 Grif.Net - First of the Punth
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[First weekday of each month means MORE puns and wordplays. Enjoy.]
Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because Americans are getting taller.
Of course, in 2023, politicians blame it on climb it change.
Did you know that all national anthems are in the same genre of music?
Country.
What do you call two guys hanging on a window?
Kurt and Rod.
Last night, I accidentally superglued my thumb and finger together.
Don’t worry, it will be ok.
I recently heard about a mannequin that lost all his friends.
Obviously, he was too clothes minded.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
As I sat on the couch, a book fell on my head.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
For Halloween, the wife and I plan to dress up as almonds.
Hope no one will think we’re nuts.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
