06/05/26 Grif.Net - Dressed to Impress

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Jun 5, 2026, 12:31:57 PM (4 days ago) Jun 5

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I had a bunch of salad puns, but I tossed them.

Lettuce take a moment to appreciate these salad puns.

A good salad is always dressing for success.

Romaine calm and carry on.

I love you from my head tomatoes.

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Pray for peas.

My salad is dressed to kale.

If you like salad puns you’d butter lettuce know.

~~~

Dr Bob Griffin

“It is not enough to stare up the steps;
we must step up the stairs “