04/28/25 Grif.Net - Double Lucky Birthday
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[Today is my wife’s birthday. I promised NOT to tell how old she is, but she is “double lucky”, rolling two 7’s. Of course, that means some really loving (lame) jokes are on tap to remind us about getting older!.]
You know you are old when people tell you how good you look . . . for your age.
You know you are old when you knew when the Dead Sea was only sick.
You know you are old when almost everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
You know you are old when you've been there and done that, but don't remember what that was.
You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle.
You know you are old when you can cough, pass gas, sneeze, and pee at the same time.
You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are old when you're told to slow down by your doctor and not the police.
You know you are old when you eat supper at 4:30 p.m.
You know you are old when the oxygen masks drop from the ceiling when your birthday candles are lit.
You know you are old when kidnappers aren't very interested in you.
You know you are old when people no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
You know you are old when there is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Dr. Bob Griffin
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