06/14/06 Grif.Net - Odd Collection of Prayers

[Dr Bob Griffin]

Dear God, I read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they
say that You did. I bet he stole your idea.
~Amanda, age 9

Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
~Jared, age 5

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love everyone in the world, I
only have 4 people in my family and I could never do it.
~Jennifer, 12

Dear Lord, why did you trust Noah to get all the animals in the ark? He
missed the unicorn, my favorite. Next time, send Michael the Ark Angel to
do the work, okay?
~Angie, 13

God, My mom prays TWICE every night. First, she prays with me when she
tucks me into bed. Then, I hear her outside my door saying "Thank God he's
finally in bed".
~Nate, 10

Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even
knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from
knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to
know about. Amen.
~Douglas Adams, 'Mostly Harmless'

And Lord - Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
~Douglas Adams

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given