11/05/15 Grif.Net - Did You Hear?
Robert Griffin
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
Did you hear about Richard Petty’s cat who drank 3 bowls of milk in an hour?
He set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the detective who became famous after solving crimes by pure chance?
He was called Sheer-Luck Holmes.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail and they say his days are numbered.
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"