02/25/19 Grif.Net - Things I've Never Heard a Redneck Say
Robert Griffin
Trim the fat off that steak.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.
Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
The Cowboys suck.
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy an mini-van.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Pro wrestling's fake.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"