06/13/06 Grif.Net - Prayer Time for Junior

[Dr Bob Griffin]

Junior's prayers before bed are often revealing:

"Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay?"

"Dear God, I read the Bible. What does 'begot' mean? Nobody will tell me."

"Dear God, I really want to go to heaven some day, as long as You promise my
sister won't be there."

"Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but with not so
much hair all over."

"Dear God, is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his golfing
words in the house?"

"Dear God, my mom says I should learn the 10 commandments. But I don't think
I want to because we already have enough rules at our house."

"Dear God, I'd like to know why in the Bible all the things you said are in
red?"

"Dear God, of all the people who work for you, I like Noah and David best."

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given