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Robert Griffin

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Jul 6, 2020, 11:14:17 AM7/6/20
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[Dad Jokes. Read ‘em and weep (or groan or roll your eyes).]

 

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

 

This graveyard looks overcrowded and all fenced off. People must be dying to get in.

My math book look so sad. Probably because of all of its problems.

 

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

 

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

 

I can't hear my Psychiatrist using the bathroom, but I figure it’s just because the 'P' is silent.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.

 

I ordered a chicken and an egg online from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

 

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

 

It's not only inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad, it's a faux pa.

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Dr Bob Griffin

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"

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