Bob: I won a million dollars and donated a quarter of it to charity!
Interviewer: That is extremely generous, Bob.
Bob: Thankfully, I still have $999,999.75 left.
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I got 50 dollars from my mom. She told me to take my brother to the movies, but not to bring him home before 6, so they had time to prepare his surprise birthday party.
That's the day I realized he was the favorite twin.
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Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars.
The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles.
~~ANSWERS TO WORD ORIGIN QUIZ~~
Example: “You betcha” = Minnesotan
1. Alcohol = Arabic
2. Amok = Malay
3. Anonymous = Greek
4. Bizarre = Basque
5. Chile = Amerindian
6. Coach = Hungarian
7. Corgi = Welsh
8. Corral = Hottentot
9. Dollar = Dutch
10. Karaoke = Japanese
11. Ketchup = Chinese
12. Kibitz = Yiddish
13. Know = German
14. Okay = Mali
15. Plain = Latin
16. Shampoo = Hindu
17. Simple = French
18. Sky = Norse
19. Taboo = Tahitian
20. Tattoo = Polynesian
bonus: Parka = Samoyedes (northern Urals)
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Dr Bob Griffin
“From all harm safe in His sheltering arms
I'm living by faith and feel no alarm.”