10/31/17 Grif.Net - It's Scary
Robert Griffin
It's scary . . . when your stomach starts making the same noises as your coffee maker.
It’s scary . . . when even the wood in the forest is petrified.
It’s scary . . . when you dress the whole family up in almond, peanut, walnut and cashew costumes and the neighbors think you’re nuts.
It’s scary . . . when the Jehovah’s Witness house down the block has all the lights out on Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their door.
It’s scary . . . when your only date to the Halloween dance is a skeleton because he really had no body.
It’s scary . . . when the police stop a trick-or-treater dressed as a ghost but can’t arrest him because they can’t pin anything on him.
It’s scary . . . when friends bring up one of three controversial subjects at Halloween: the Reformation, the political campaigns or the existence of the Great Pumpkin.
It’s scary . . . when a ghost shows up at your Halloween party but then confides it’s only there for the boo’s.
It’s scary . . . when only skeletons find this grif net blog to be humerus.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"