09/06/06 Grif.Net - Laundry Stain Removal Tips

[Dr Bob Griffin]

For students returning to college, here's a handy guide to getting out those
pesky fabric stains:

Blood - Spill more blood around area of stain so it won't stand out as much.

Ink - Fall to knees and plead, "Why, God, why? Why dost thou test me so?"

Grass - Write the name of your liquid detergent on stain. Wash. Hold up to
camera, and show off the unbelievable results.

Mud - Place large iron-on NASCAR patch over stain. Apply heat for 60
seconds.

Tomato Sauce - Take out the 'soprano' responsible for your tomato-sauce
stain by executing him gangland-style in the back of the head. Capeche?

Coffee - Rub cream and sugar into stain. Apply oral suction. Enjoy rich,
robust coffee-stain flavor.

Chewing Gum - Using permanent marker, draw dotted line around stain. Cut
carefully on dotted line.

Nail Polish - Nail-polish stains are actually quite lovely. Why not leave
them in for a pleasing "home-crafted" look?

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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
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