07/04/23 Grif.Net - 4th of July Q&A
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Q: Why should you research the best firework stands before making your purchase?
A: You want to get the best bang for your buck
Q: When is the only time that the colors red, white, and blue don't represent freedom?
A: When they are flashing behind your car while you’re driving
Q: If all the pigs on the farm throw a Fourth of July celebration, what is it called?
A: The “In-the-Pen-Dance Party"
Q: How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings
Q: What kind of drink did the American colonists like best?
A: Liber-tea.
Q: Why was the owner of the fireworks stand smiling?
A: Sales around the 4th of July were booming
Q: What do many people consume on the 5th of July?
A: An independence-day-old pizza
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
