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Dr Bob Griffin
Jun 19, 2013, 2:49:43 AM6/19/13
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What did the dentist tell the Ginger Bread Man at his last visit?
"I'm sorry, but you have Gingervitis."
What did the doctor tell the Pillsbury Dough Boy at his last checkup?
"I'm sorry, but you seem to have a bad yeast infection."
What assurance did the cardiac surgeon give his patient?
"Don't worry. Your heart will last as long as you live."
What did the throat specialist tell his hoarse patient?
"I'm sorry, but you seem to have caught a little colt."
What did the psychiatrist say when he learned his patient had spend 90% of
his money on other doctors?
"I'm sorry. You should have come to me sooner."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
"I'm sorry, but you have Gingervitis."
What did the doctor tell the Pillsbury Dough Boy at his last checkup?
"I'm sorry, but you seem to have a bad yeast infection."
What assurance did the cardiac surgeon give his patient?
"Don't worry. Your heart will last as long as you live."
What did the throat specialist tell his hoarse patient?
"I'm sorry, but you seem to have caught a little colt."
What did the psychiatrist say when he learned his patient had spend 90% of
his money on other doctors?
"I'm sorry. You should have come to me sooner."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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