08/08/22 Grif.Net - Signs You Are Growing Older (part 1)
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[In January we listed signs of ‘groaning old’ and faithful grif net readers added some suggestions. Most not ‘new’, but then, neither are we.]
TEN SIGNS YOU ARE GROWING OLD
You start complaining that "They're building car seats too low!"
Your ears perk up when a laxative commercial comes on TV.
You call the place you keep leftovers the "icebox."
You wonder why everyone is starting to mumble.
You start videotaping daytime game shows.
You leave your lift-chair to get a snack and decide as long as you're up, you might as well go to the bathroom.
When you do the hokey pokey and you "put your left hip out" . . . it stays out.
One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle.
You worry if you don't have any symptoms.
You spend more time on the menu than the waitress.
Bonus: You spend a lot of time alone and prefer it that way.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"