08/21/23 Grif.Net - Summer's Windin' Down
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Overheard amidst the groans of vacations ending and school back in session . . .
>Quiz on the first day of school asked, “What are your three favorite words?”
Obvious answer was June, July, and August.
>I bought a parka in August.
I got a really good deal because I bought it before it was cool.
>Sign on the dorm bulletin board: Looking for a hot date?
Pick any day in August; they don't get much hotter than that.
>Mr Z, a history prof, said Julius Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March (15th), but this was because he wasn't expecting the attack until August 2.
His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion: "8/2, Brute..."
>New girl in school is named JuneJulyAugust.
Think everyone’s going to call her Summer for short.
>Friend tried to get a summer job at a sunscreen factory, but they turned him down.
Decided to reapply every 4 hours.
>Speaking of that, why do bananas use sunscreen?
They peel easily.
>Saw a pig at the beach yesterday:
Looked like it was really bacon.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
