12/10/21 Grif.Net - Ask Dr Bob
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Bill asks, “With paper shortages, can I use coffee filters in place of toilet paper?”
Dr Bob replies, “Yes, you may, but it will change the taste of your coffee.”
Nicki asks, “What benefits will I see if I replace my morning coffee with green tea?”
Dr Bob replies, “You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.”
Gary asks, “What is the best emotional support animal you’ve had?”
Dr Bob replies, “My emotional support animal is a chicken. Four-piece. With a biscuit.”
Justin asks, “What sort of music do you listen to when cleaning around the house?”
Dr Bob replies, “I listen to a variety of music while cleaning, but I’ve learned the hard way NEVER to use the toilet brush as a microphone.”
Dick asks, “As a senior citizen, do you use snapchat or tiktok like kids today use?
Dr Bob replies, “No, but I can write in cursive, do math without a calculator, and tell time on a clock with hands, so I’m ahead of the game.”
Tom asks, “Is there a tax we can pay for ending covid?”
Dr Bob replies, “Sadly, no. That only works to stop climate change.”
Jim asks, “Are you following protocols, limiting your gatherings to 8 people or fewer without any issues?”
Dr Bob replies, “I don’t even know 8 people without any issues.”
Tiffany asks, “What should the government do as stores face bands of criminals in smash-and-grab attacks on their businesses?”
Dr Bob replies, “We need security guards to monitor that there are no more than 10 looters at a time and stay at least 6 feet apart.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"