09/04/24 Grif.Net - Status Updates by my Friends
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Hank W realized, “Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.”
Bruce M admitted, “If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to ‘Grow Up’, I could build the biggest tree house you’ve ever seen.”
Mary I explained, “I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. Seven days ago.”
Jerry T lamented, ‘A roadrunner’s top speed is 20 mph. A coyote’s is 43 mph. My whole childhood was a big fat lie.”
Tim R smiled, “The fact of Bob Barker dying at 99 means he was close to 100 without going over, gives me great comfort.”
Ken M deduced, “The rule ‘I before E, except after C’ was disproved by science.”
Leah L reminded us, “A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.”
Steven W reflected, “Whenever I think about the past, it brings back so many memories.”
John L said, “My spelling is atroshus.”
Bob G justified, “I was born in the postwar baby boom. I have lived in 9 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 millennia. Wonder why I wake up tired?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
