Two crows were near a cornfield when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", asked the first crow.
The second crows took a long look. "That's a scarecrow. But it sure looks authentic, doesn't it?"
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a real person?", replied the first crow.
The second crow answered. "Has to be fake. Just look at its hand. No cellphone."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"