Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awoke, sat up, and demanded to know what is going on.
"I'm about to close," the surgeon said.
The patient grabbed the surgeon's hand, saying, "I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!"
The doctor handed him the needle and thread and said, "Suture self."
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"