05/07/10 Grif.Net - Genealogy Woes

[Dr. Bob]

[I am presently putting together an 8-generation "tree" for my grandkids, in
hopes they will find roots. It is a challenge for sure. Here are some
random thoughts.]

The only thing I know for sure is that I come from a long line of dead
people.

Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.

'Crazy' is a relative term in MY family.

I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!

Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.

Every family tree has some sap in it.

I have a hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their own children act like fools!

I looked at my family tree...there were two dogs using it.

I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.

Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"


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