09/18/25 Grif.Net - Actual Headlines from Newspapers (part 1)

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Sep 18, 2025, 11:33:22 AM9/18/25

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You can’t make these up. Real headlines from both print and online news sources.

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed to See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police the Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide

Patient at Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through

Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Croupiers on Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

“1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given”