02/22/17 Grif.Net - Advise and Consent
Robert Griffin
Hours on your cell phone make you tired? Now there's a nap for that.
I thought the dryer shrunk my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
Line dancing was originally invented by women waiting to use the bathroom.
I try to find the good in every situation. Oops, I meant food. I try to find the food in every situation. Having trouble with typos.
If someone says "I love you", and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.
Goodwill just called and asked me to donate some of my old clothes for the starving. I told them anyone who can wear my old clothes isn't starving.
I’m not lazy. I’m just running on energy-saving mode.
I don't mind going to work but the eight hour wait before I can go home is ridiculous.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"