10/02/20 Grif.Net - Definitions

[Robert Griffin]

“Dietician” = a doctor whose patients are wearing thin

 

“Minister” = a man who is the soul support of his family

 

“Archaeologist” = a scientist whose career lies in ruins

 

“Cloud bank” = a place to save money for a rainy day

 

“Realtor” = a person who tries hard to put you in your place

 

“Traffic Light” = device for traffic control that always turns red as you approach

 

“Astronomer” = a night watchman

 

“Sycamore Tree” = the most diseased tree in the forest

 

“Violinist” = a musician who loves to fiddle around

 

“Bowling Alley” = a place where pin-pals meet

 

“Flypaper” = fabric kites are made from

 

“Message Therapist” = a cramp counselor

 

“Grandfather Clock” = an old timer

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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