My wife wanted me to try to describe her.
So I simply said, “To me, you are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K”.
She asked, “But what does that mean?”
So I listed them off for her. “You are:
Adorable
Beautiful
Cute
Delightful
Elegant
Foxy
Gorgeous
Hot.”
She beamed: “Oh, honey, that's so lovely. But what about I, J, and K?”
I probably should have quit when I was ahead, but answered:
“I'm
Just
Kidding.”
Guess who is heading for a night on the couch?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"