08/29/22 Grif.Net - Status Updates
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Tim M admitted, “A genie granted me one wish, so I said, ‘I just want to be happy’. Now I’m living in a cottage with 6 other dwarves and working in a mine.”
Deidre F shared, “Teenaged boy in front of me bought a Valentine's Day card that said, ‘We are the same kind of weird’. As he checked out, the clerk asked if it was for his girlfriend. He answered, ‘No, it’s for my grandma.’ I thought I want to be that sort of grandma.”
Robert C boasted, “I’m adopting a healthier life-style, so I parked and walked inside to buy a donut instead of the drive-thru.”
Kim E recalled, “I remember what it was like to get up without sound effects. Good times.”
Bryan C asked, “If the mantis is always praying, what religion is it? It probably varies because they’re all in sects.”
Scott M owned up, “I lost my wife due to my gambling addiction. I swear I’m gonna win her back this next hand.”
Jerry T confessed, “Someone said ’30 years ago’, and my mind went ‘Ah, yes, I loved the 60’s’ but they meant 1992, and now I need to lie down.”
Randy A said, “Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.”
John J taught, “The Dallas Cowboy single star is NOT a logo. It is a rating.”
Mike C related, “The orchestra added a drum solo to the classical piece. Evidently they wanted more bang for their Bach.
Reba M reminded, “To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"