01/05/18 Grif.Net - King Arthur's Court
Robert Griffin
[Do you know about these lesser known people/places in the Legend of King Arthur? Neither did I until I read it in the Grif Net Blog, so it HAS to be true]
Q: What knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected?
A: Sir Prise
Q: When caravans from the Middle East came to visit King Arthur, where did park their animals?
A: At the Camelot
Q: Which knight of was placed in charge of taxation of the caravan’s goods?
A: Sir Charge
Q: Why did the queen give a knighthood to her favorite food?
A: With the steak grilled perfectly, she dubbed it Sir Loin of Beef?
Q: Which knight approached his duties in a roundabout way?
A: Sir Cuitous
Q: Who was Sir Nimbus of Cumulus?
A: He was the legendary Dark and Stormy Knight
Q: Who was the largest knight at the round table?
A: Sir Cumference (he acquired his size from eating too much pi)
Q: What was the ambition of the non-identical twin pages from the Solstice family?
A: They want to be the longest and shortest knights
Q: Which of the knights seemed always calm and cheerful?
A: Sir Reen
Q: Where did these brave men learn to slay dragons?
A: At knight school
Q: What was the evasive knight
A: Sir Cumvent
Q: Where did these men meet for dinner?
A: At the all-knight Diner
Q: Who was Arthur's best knight of all?
A: Sir Pass
Q: Why is this era called the ‘Dark Ages’?
A: There were so many knights
Q: Who was the knight with a strange accent?
A: Sir Cumflex
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Dr Bob Griffin
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