10/24/05 Grif.Net - Conversation Starters

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[Here are a few more questions that readers have asked. These may make good
conversation starters at work or school today.]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can blind people see their dreams?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the 'Alphabet song' and 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read on . . .

Speaking of alphabet, do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

~~~
Dr. Bob
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