11/25/14 Grif.Net - Lamer One Liners

[Dr Bob Griffin]

[PH forwarded a bucket-full of one-line word plays. God bless him.]

I wrote a book on penguins. On further reflection, paper would have been
better.

I absolutely hate being schizophrenic. Best thing in the world.

I'm addicted to placebos. I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any
difference!

Ah, the irony of playing a game of chess against your Czech mate.

I got a brand new hedge-trimmer today - it's state of the art cutting hedge
technology.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
b...@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"