I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems — the first thing he did was make me pay in advance.
I won’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
I replaced our bed with a trampoline, and my wife hit the roof.
I am wondering what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch; it might be me.
Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it at a remote location.
I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day — that’s a bit of a stretch.
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Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"